Okay, so this whole wild Oscar ado with Chris Pontius is really just a backdoor way to expose the explosive history behind... "The Poocano"! Don't think for a second though that I'm finished up with my Oscar trivialities. I have one last coincidental pipe to lay, but (butt!) more on (moron!) that later. First, let me expound upon the boldness of Chris, who was willing to go where many others were not during the filming of jackass 3D: peering straight down into the fiery hole of Mt. Poosuvius while administering the final solution to Dave England.