Chris Pontius The Dentist

If there was ever a transcript to accompany the various jackass films you would clearly see that 9-out-of-10 great lines are owned by none other than Chris Pontius. Segment's a downer and need a quick upper? Just direct the camera over to Chris. Quotation Case File #7734: "Dentists... I don't really consider them real doctors. They think they're God, you know? Not me—Satan." And there you have it, just what the doctor ordered to alleviate the pain of suffering Ehren—I mean, Ehren's suffering.